Golchin

To live in a place without a cell phone plan making it impossible to make or change plans unless the person has a WiFi connection.

She was in a perpetual state of Golchin.

She's a Golchin, no idea next time we will hear from her.

She could be in a different country for all we know, there's no way to contact her.

Golchin by Homeslicedictionary January 5, 2017

dry gulching 

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

dry gulching by Zsinix September 20, 2016

gouching

Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

gouching by Sun lolly August 1, 2003

Gooching 

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.

Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.

Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

Gouchin 

A ‘Verb’ used to describe the act of ‘hanging out’ in a causal manner.

wat u up2 man..nuttin jus gouchin g
(What are you doing friend? nothing much just relaxing)

wat u up2 man..nuttin jus gouchin g
(What are you doing friend? nothing much just relaxing)

Gouchin by aXe aka sHoTgUn September 13, 2008

Gulching 

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.

Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!

Gulching by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010

Gonchingbockler 

The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.

Person "Oh look a Gonchingbockler!"

Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________

Person "Leave me alone toby"

Gonchingbockler "no"

Gonchingbockler by Vooble Jet October 15, 2009