Grild
A couple consisting of an older man, who is a grandfather boning a young woman, young enough to be his grandchild
Grild by Fifiontour July 19, 2019
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Taking Roy off the grid
Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.
Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!
Taking Roy off the grid by yoj!mbo July 15, 2015
Gridlock Douche
Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.
When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.
I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
Gridlock Douche by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009
Gridling
An interdimensional being usually in the form of a humanoid being. Often found in the underrated hidden indie gem called Fortnite.
Also used as a derogatory term for someone. "You fucking gridling"
Also used as a derogatory term for someone. "You fucking gridling"
Bruh I just fucking reaped this gridlings nae nae privileges.
Fucking gridlings.
Bob why did you eat my second wife? You fucking gridling.
Fucking gridlings.
Bob why did you eat my second wife? You fucking gridling.
griddleflopper
A somewhat wet fart that isn't too soft and isn't loud but stinks like mad. Usually performed inside a vehicle with the windows up.
griddleflopper by Poomba and Timone March 30, 2010
grid willing
Grid willing, we'll still have power when it freezes
This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing
If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain
This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing
If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain
grid willing by PajamaSutra December 21, 2022
griddy
Joe: Hey Pops, I got something enormous biting on my line. I don't think I could hold on.
Pops: Stay griddy son, the fish will eventually tire itself out.
Pops: Stay griddy son, the fish will eventually tire itself out.
griddy by Ricky Fort February 19, 2022