Gild

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A Gild is a loyal person. Who will do things to help you when you can't be bothered. For example, "Gild get my laptop charger". However they are somewhat weak Physically. You could compare a Gild to a shrimp. A Gild is always someone who you regard as Harmless.

Gild fetch me my water bottle

Gild by Anonymous12345698765676879 November 16, 2020

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Gild

Gild=God I Love Dick, God I Love David, God I Love Dinosaurs. Basically anything that starts with the letter D can be put at the end and you can say "God I Love (Anything that starts with the letter D) " Saying GILD puts you into the GILD Clan, basically means you love dick.

"GILD!" "God I Love Dick, it's so good, especially Gabe's." "God I love... DICK!" and also randomly yelling GILD.

Gild by Sirnicholas666 May 14, 2011

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gild

God's Child-- these bitches really be out here representing jesus. Gild's are super fucking religious and always wait till marriage before getting a bitch pregnant. Crosses around their neck 24/7 and church every sunday at 10am.

Rebecca: "Did you see Margret yesterday walking into church?? I didn't know she was so religious."
Tabitha: "Are you kidding me?? That girl is the biggest gild i know!"

gild by caterpillar pregnant April 1, 2019

gild the lily

trying the adorn something that is already beautiful.

The table is already clean and decorated for the dinner, don't gild the lily.

gild the lily by ahmet April 25, 2006

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gild the lily

Also, as an alternate meaning, another phrase for female masturbation; the manual stimulation of the clitoris performed on oneself.

After I found out that my boyfriend couldn't make a bootycall last night, I had to gild the lily to get to sleep.

gild the lily by kimpoopy April 28, 2008

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gild the lilly

Lick the vagina

It's already wet, but if you wanna you can gild the Lilly

gild the lilly by Fredrickthestick April 20, 2014

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Gild the Lilly

To gild something is to cover it with gold. A nice vagina looks like a flower. So when a woman wants to go take a piss she'll call it "Gild the Lilly" when in mixed company.

Hey Dan, while a girl will Gild the Lilly I will ( see a man about a dog).

Gild the Lilly by St. Peter Dickinson February 26, 2017

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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