Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.

I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."

Gridlock Douche by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

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Girldozer

A group of girls that insists on walking "cutely" side-by-side and arm-in-arm completely inconsiderate of anyone who may be walking the opposite direction or trying to get around them.

I was walking down the sidewalk to class, and a 5-wide girldozer totally plowed me over!

Girldozer by bluelf88 February 19, 2011

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Liplocked Gridlock

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.

The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.

Liplocked Gridlock by sharky79 March 23, 2010

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