Gildardo

What You would Consider a BEAST.

Damm dude that Guy is GILDARDO!

by Gildardo June 1, 2011

Gildardo

Gil is the type of person you see at surface value and think "Hey, that's a normal person" but in reality, when you take a deeper dive into getting to know him as a human individual, you will realize that you've allowed a parasitic leach into your life with no way of getting out because you didn't read the Terms and Conditions. There is no turning back, but lucky for you I have a solution. You must take him under your wing and do your best to raise him on your own. It's your time to become his step dad, but hey it's not all bad. It's not guaranteed but you might have a chance with his grandmother.

Person A: Hey, is that guy "his own man."
Person B: No...... no no no........... oh god no what are you thinking are you blind you must be to have come to such an idiotically warped conclusion, that right there good sir is a Gildardo.

by Dr reliable source trust me February 19, 2022

Gildardo

A name that is really rare and mostly used in Latino America

Example: Hey I saw Gildardo yesterday at Home Depot. :D

by That guy inside of the car March 23, 2021

Gildardo

Someone who wears an A’a hat. Originates from the 650 area of cali. Addicted to war zone. Really outgoing and chill. Really funny too.

Gildardo hella funny

by yfd_daniel November 22, 2021

Gilardo

A fat fuck who likes to eat, smoke weed, and make strange noises. The term was originally started by members of the Port Washington high school football team, but has since become part of the vernacular at many colleges along the east coast.

(after drinking a half-gallon of orange juice and smoking 2 blunts)
Matt: MATT MAGGOGGGGER!
Zack: man, I wish I could be a Gilardo like Matt
Matt: SHUT THE BEUCK UP!

by bob16723 February 9, 2010

Gidardofit

Used when expressing disbelief and/or directing another person to leave the conversation or, in some cases, the room. The word should be expressed in a cheeky cockney circa 1940's

"I thought we might go over to see Dave and Dolly tomorrow, I know it's a long way, but we won't have to do it again for some time". "Gidardofit"

by Pullinger August 4, 2018