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Life in the 21st century has everything moving at a blistering pace due to the "grid". Everyone and anyone can find and pester you, many have or make-up fires that need putting out and consideration you their fire chief.
"I'm sorry that I can not play golf with you guys today, it's gridle time at work AND home".
Gridle by PMCSJ August 8, 2021
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Life in the 21st century has everything moving at a blistering pace due to the "grid". Everyone and anyone can reach you, manager you, make you accountable and even track you. Many bring urgency to issues and present you with little fires needing to be extinguished.
"I'm sorry that I can not meet you at the golf course, I'm on the gridle at work AND home".
Gridle by PMCSJ August 8, 2021
A dank ass Widespread Panic song heard best under the influence of alcohol or narcotic to “heighten” the experience.

This song was written by John Bell and only called Gradle because he happened to be using the “Gradl” font on his computer when he wrote it down.
I was eating my sustainabily sourced, organic, non-GMO, conflict free, veggie burrito when Widespread started jammin’ Gradle.
Gradle by WSMFP! May 30, 2019
a word made by TommyInnit meaning "disgusting" or "bad"
tommy: jack this is fuckin grile
jack: thats not a word
tommy: its- i made it up just for this occasion
grile by XZSummer April 22, 2021

Gridlock Douche 

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
Gridlock Douche by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" comes from the latin words of "Homo Capti in Caseo", wich roughly translates to "Obama in Cheese".
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a tradicional food eaten in The United States of America to celebrate the precidency of the first Irish American President.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a highly chaloracly dense food, at about 7000 calories per sandwich.
"No, really, i can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich or i'm gonna get a heart attack!
According to TommyInnit in Jack Manifolds Video “Never take Tommy to a Lake...” it means something that is absolutely disgusting.
TommyInnit, reacting to a bucket of worms about to be used for fishing: “that’s fucken grile”
Jack Manifold: “that’s not a word..”
Me: “now it is”
Grile by sreggop April 22, 2021