Great Wolf

The act of getting road head with the kids asleep in the back seat while driving back to CT after a long weekend at Great Wolf Lodge in the Poconos.

I think for Father's Day I am going to ask for a great wolf on the way home from the in-laws house.

by Tio Neebs June 27, 2007

Great Wolf Lodge

Where You Can Get Drunk And Forget About Your Kids

i am not gonna take you to great wolf lodge kid NOW GET ME A BEER

by nUggEt oWo April 16, 2019

Great Wolf Lodge

A resort and water park where kids get lost and the furry hideout. The resorts' mascots remind me of furries and fursuits that they make me cringe and die.

"Mom! I'm bored! Take me to Great Wolf Lodge!"
"NO."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

great wolf lodged

A water park and u can stay there to!

I had so much fun last night at great wolf lodged i cant wait to go again

by Coco123456 December 11, 2016

Great Wolf Lodge

An awesome water park with crappy food, adults that get drunk while their kids swim, and kids that claw your legs in the hot tub. BEWARE!

Don't go to Great Wolf Lodge!!

by @jmini249 January 15, 2017