greasefire

the ultimate insult, wishing our opponent or nemesis the most painful death.

Lederer die in a greasefire. A phrase often typed on Full Tilt Poker about owner Howard Lederer who players believe controls the lever!

by Annie Duke November 25, 2009

greasefire

An Italian with red hair.

The dirty Italian banged out a Ginger and the result was a greasefire.

by Uncle Eazy July 25, 2010

greasefyre

A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.

Man, that greasefyre didn't stop bitching for 3 hours yesterday.

by Biodawg April 18, 2016

Greasefart

Slang for a union automotive worker typically based out of Michigan or Ontario, Canada who slacks and stops working 30 minutes before his/her shift ends.

Double J is half way to the bar and his shift isn't over yet. What a greasefart!

by TDS Greaser July 15, 2010

Greasefarting

Greasefarting is the act of farting when the anal cavity is experiencing conditions such as "swamp ass." Generally, it results from a lack of cleanliness of the top of the ass crack down to the gooch(a.k.a. skin-bridge).

After a long day of hot, sweaty work and three bowls of chili, John unleashed his greasefarting ass upon the unsuspecting welfare mothers standing in line for government cheese.

by John Pappelbahn March 30, 2009

Greasefish

A poker player that intentionally marks certain cards with stains during a game.

Which greasefish marked the ace of spades? I bet that was Garry 'Greasefish' Stevenson.

by Jim&Lou February 1, 2009

grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025