grease up 

Having sexual relations which can be moist

Did you get lucky last night? Yeah I had a grease up with some bird!

grease up by Berri Mug November 25, 2013

grease up your baby 

From the song, "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet. Used to refer to putting makeup and expensive clothing on someone that is otherwise disgusting/unattractive.

Grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.

grease up your baby by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

grease up a shit stain 

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.

"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."

grease up a shit stain by Dhik Hedd March 15, 2021

Grease Up Your Trotters 

Birkenhead Slang.
A female who prepares to arouse herself at the sight or sound of others participating in intercourse (i.e. listening to their neighbour; spying from a cupboard)

“Oh Julie, stop complaining - you don’t really mind them having sex so much. Just grease up your trotters and enjoy the free show.”

Grease Up Your Trotters by Youreallpigs November 9, 2018

Grease up all my folds 

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds

Grease up all my folds by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Grease up all my folds 

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'

Grease up all my folds by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Well grease me up and call me Souzie 

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

Well grease me up and call me Souzie by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005