grease fire 

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

grease fire by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025

Cremation grease fire 🔥 

Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.

When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.

Cremation grease fire 🔥 by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025

El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.

Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital

El Paso Grease Fire by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016

The Greasy Fireman

During intercourse, both intercoursees are smothered in oil, hence enhancing the sexual experience. It is at this point that the male leans upon a lit scented candle, thus engulfing the couple in flames. This often ends in a fulfilling night along with 3rd degree burns.

Man is lying in hospital...

DUDE1: Holy shit dude! you look terrible, what happened??
DUDE2: Tried to pull off The Greasy Fireman.
DUDE1: Ah.. touche

The Greasy Fireman by Banterbus October 16, 2009

greasefyre 

A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.

Man, that greasefyre didn't stop bitching for 3 hours yesterday.

greasefyre by Biodawg April 18, 2016

greasefire 

the ultimate insult, wishing our opponent or nemesis the most painful death.

Lederer die in a greasefire. A phrase often typed on Full Tilt Poker about owner Howard Lederer who players believe controls the lever!

greasefire by Annie Duke November 25, 2009

greasefire 

An Italian with red hair.

The dirty Italian banged out a Ginger and the result was a greasefire.

greasefire by Uncle Eazy July 25, 2010