a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.
This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.
*Old man stares at young (around the age of twenty-four) girl wearing a bikini. He walks by and sniffs her hair which smells like cherries. He then looks down to see that she has a crease in her swimsuit*
Old Man: Nice gravy dish you got there little girl Young Girl: Umm... Well thanks, but I don't like gravy
Tom gravy won his 7th Olympic medal for eating the most hotdogs on the 7th of February 2021. A leaked photo of him went viral after it was liked by youtuber and twitch streamer Dreamwastaken during Georgenotfound's twitch stream. Tom Gravy is rumored to be the same person as QuackityHQ, who was also on the stream.