A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.

a very lucrative or rewarding situation or arrangement, likely to
continue for some time.

Noun. A sexual practice common among Northern communities, whereby individuals gain extreme levels of erotic pleasure from the feeling of warm gravy being poured over their naked bodies. Originally devised by Lord Henry Bisto as a way of transporting gravy before the invention of the gravy boat, a gravy train is formed when three or more participants lie prostrate on an incline, usually head to toe up a terraced house staircase, feet facing towards the summit. Thick gravy, often fresh from the stove top, is then poured from the summit and allowed to flow across the naked torsos, faces and genitals of the participants, before settling in the mouth of the person at the base, commonly known as the 'bottom feeder'. Despite the practice being outlawed throughout much of the UK after the infamous Peter Kay incident of 2011, high-profile spokespeople including Curly Watts and Jonny Vegas continue to champion the rights of gravy trainers and regularly host illegal train rides.

A job that pays well and only requires that it look like your working on paper. Most of the time spent "working" is on the road.

A train literally made of gravy.

a sexual act in which one partner makes a trail of semen from the pubic area to the mouth of the other partner

You haven't heard of them? Bitch, please!

Gravy Train!!!! is a droll dance/rap/something-or-other band whose members' names all end in "-nx."

They have hott keyboard beats and the bitch-assiest lyrics you've ever heard in your life.

But honestly, I don't know a single black person who listens to them.