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graveyard shift
graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....
Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things
1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably
Have anger issues
2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs
3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students
4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .
Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and
More at risk for diabetes.
Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .
Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....
Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things
1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably
Have anger issues
2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs
3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students
4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .
Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and
More at risk for diabetes.
Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .
Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his
Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company
So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.
Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the
Graveyard shift at FedEx.
Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .
Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so
She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company
So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.
Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the
Graveyard shift at FedEx.
Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .
Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so
She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
graveyard shift by Blu_leef September 24, 2023
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Little Punk 1: What should we call our band?
Little Punk 2: How about "The Travesty"? Or, um..."Black Souls", or..."Angst-Tastic Eyeliner-Monkeys"?
Little Punk 1: I know! "I Am A Graveyard", 'cause that's like, so dark and original.
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Little Punk 2: But hasn't that already been used?
Little Punk 1: *blinks* *dies*
Little Punk 2: *blinks* *runs away*
I Am A Graveyard by SadieZoe May 26, 2008
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