Firedawg29445's definitions

JELLY JOPLIN

When putting jelly or jam on your penis and inserting it into someones ass to treat low blood sugar .

My diabetic girlfriend was acting lethargic so I gave her the old Jelly Joplin.

by Firedawg29445 September 1, 2019

Dalmatian

A chick that hangs around the fire stations trying to get laid by firefighters.

That chick is always at the fire station trying to fuck all the dudes.
Yeah she is station #16's Dalmatian.

by Firedawg29445 March 25, 2017

Turd cutter

The buttocks of a person.
An ass.

That bitch has one sweet ass.
Yeah her turd cutter is tight.

by Firedawg29445 March 25, 2017

Golden Plunger

Peeing in someone's butt while having sex.

That chick was such a freak I gave her a Golden Plunger!!

by Firedawg29445 March 15, 2017

baby graveyard

When you ejaculate on someone and all the sperm dies.

She gave me the best blowjob so I put a baby graveyard on her face.

by Firedawg29445 March 15, 2017