Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Firedawg29445

JELLY JOPLIN

When putting jelly or jam on your penis and inserting it into someones ass to treat low blood sugar .

My diabetic girlfriend was acting lethargic so I gave her the old Jelly Joplin.

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A chick that hangs around the fire stations trying to get laid by firefighters.

That chick is always at the fire station trying to fuck all the dudes.
Yeah she is station #16's Dalmatian.

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That bitch has one sweet ass.
Yeah her turd cutter is tight.

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Peeing in someone's butt while having sex.

That chick was such a freak I gave her a Golden Plunger!!

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When you ejaculate on someone and all the sperm dies.

She gave me the best blowjob so I put a baby graveyard on her face.

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