Grassiji 

Grassijis are ultimate pussys made from the accumulation of all the weakest genetics from history, and they are massive Incels and a probable genetic dead ends. Whilst they are smart and get good exam results, they are constantly rejected by complete munters, and have been known to be rejected by the same girl several times without ever learning their lessons (that girls don't dig em). The 'Grass' part of the term is due to the fact that Grassijis often tell the teachers on others for calling them names or making fun of them online. Grassijis are the natural enemies to {MattN]s due to the fact that they are polar opposites. MattN)s are ChadPreets but Grassijis are eternal virgins. MattNs are [popular but Grassijis are not. MattNs are hard, but Grassijis are very weak and fragile, and have been known to cry after being slapped, or even something as mild as being called gay. Grassijis are prone to lashing out at random moments, even though they don't have the strength to actually cause pain to the recipient of their outburst. It has been known that Grassijis have attacked people but ended up on the floor within a few seconds of swinging at their opponent, making them look like nobs to their surrounding peers, causing them to be alienated.

Random guy 1: Holy cow, look at that virgin having a tantrum
Random guy 2: It seems that he is on the blob
Random guy 1: Probs, but it could just be that he was rejected. For the 5th time by the same girl!
Random guy 1: Geez, I've seen him get slapped before and he cried lol
Random guy 2: For a 15 year old, he is acting 14 years too young
Grassiji: Stop making fun of me! I'm going to tell the teacher and then go home and play E sports because I am an athlete!
Random guy 1: Oh shut up you Grassiji!

Grassiji by Phil Mi Groin December 7, 2018

Instant Grassification 

The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.

Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......

Instant Grassification by Bonemanrides December 29, 2017

Grassini

This last name is decended from an old Roman god! That nobody liked. He died by tripping on a rock and faceplanting into a wasp nest, inhaling 34 wasps. It can be known as the definition of "Retard". Any child with this last name should consider an early name change, because they are going to have a very tough life ahead of them. They are often born with many extra chromosomes due to the body trying to make up for the lack of common sense (fucking greedy cunt), and like to ride on the short bus because it makes them feel safe and at home.

"Yo is that kid a grassini?"
"Think so.. saw him on the short bus yesterday."
"Doesnt the school have a Wasp problem?"

Grassini by Making fun of people's names November 1, 2016

grassification 

(v) to smoke weed; grassify
(n) the act of getting grassified ie; smoking pot

Are you up for some late night grassification?....Dude, I'm hella grassified. ...That grassification hit the spot

grassification by cuz July 7, 2004

Grassicide 

A Slang to tell somebody that they have to go commit Grass (Touch grass)
Whoever watch Hendai will commit grassicide. A minimum sentence of 2 months of touching grass

I've commited Grassicide

Grassicide by RaidenEi January 14, 2024

grassicinigrakoepscica

Allergy of grass.

oh damn, I heard lina has grassicinigrakoepscica, must be hell for her!

grassicinigrakoepscica by Jane Pseudonym August 16, 2025