An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.

"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."

Allergy Marching Band by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009

Allergy Sandwich

An allergy sandwich is a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich. Lots of people have allergies to nuts and strawberries. The cool people, however, do not. They know the best pb&j is a pb with strawberry j.

Lulu: Oh man, what is that you're devouring?
Ramone: It's my allergy sandwich.

Lulu: What is that? It sounds disgusting.

Ramone: You are mistaken. An allergy sandwich is the magical combination of peanut butter and strawberry.
Lulu: Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to strawberries.
Ramone: Loser.

Allergy Sandwich by ChesterShrub October 14, 2012

allergy whore

Is someone who has one (or more) Allergy/ies and is always bitching about it, so that they, and the people around them, can't enjoy their time at all.

It's a subdivision of attention whores.

"Oh I can't hug any of you because you all ate from that Nutcake and I'm allergic to nuts"

We couldn't enjoy the picnic because Laura was bitching about her allergies all the time; She was acting like such an allergy whore.

allergy whore by ElMaxo February 16, 2010

allergy whore

In the whump fetish and sneezing fetish communities, an "allergy whore" is anyone who has a sexual penchant with allergies, particularly nasal allergies/rhinitis and their symptoms. Allergy whores may like visual, auditory, or literary media where allergies are described or emphasised.

A lot of fetish porn stars take advantage of their hay fever to film their symptoms for their allergy whore customers.

allergy whore by Orange Sherbet Laser February 20, 2020

Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.

Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.

Allergy Bumps by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011

Allergy Season

The period of time someone labels when they are probably sick but don't want anyone to know.

Tyler at work was coughing and sneezing. We noticed he didn't look so good but when we asked him if he was getting sick he claimed it was "allergy season" and that it was just allergies. We all knew he was lying.

Allergy Season by Battletoad_Galactica April 2, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026