Grassini

This last name is decended from an old Roman god! That nobody liked. He died by tripping on a rock and faceplanting into a wasp nest, inhaling 34 wasps. It can be known as the definition of "Retard". Any child with this last name should consider an early name change, because they are going to have a very tough life ahead of them. They are often born with many extra chromosomes due to the body trying to make up for the lack of common sense (fucking greedy cunt), and like to ride on the short bus because it makes them feel safe and at home.

"Yo is that kid a grassini?"
"Think so.. saw him on the short bus yesterday."
"Doesnt the school have a Wasp problem?"

Grassini by Making fun of people's names November 1, 2016

Grassing

To inform law enforcement of illegal activity. To snitch. To rat on someone.

Karen went viral for grassing on her neighbors, who were selling water without a permit.

Grassing by The Angry Britt September 17, 2020

Shit Grassing 

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

Shit Grassing by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Instant Grassification 

The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.

Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......

Instant Grassification by Bonemanrides December 29, 2017

Grassing

The action of hiding in a grass field because the police has just busted the party that has underage drinking involved or any other form of illegal activity.

Jack went grassing last night and almost got caught when the patrol car drove by.

Grassing by vee kept January 25, 2011

Grassing Out 

Grassing out vocalizes the act of someone passing out or being overwhelmed and choking before, after or during present smoke caused by fumes induced by incinerated Cannabis leaves.

dude 1: first bong ever WHOOOOO I'm gonna get soo high
dude 2: go on man take a hit
1 minute later while dude one is Grassing Out
dude 2: WHoa bro he tots grassed out
The Dude: Far out man, far out.

Grassing Out by Niels Hammers Ruler of Worlds September 27, 2013

Grassin 

The act of saying something outrageous that is clearly not true or enormously exaggerated.

Guy 1: So, like 10 guys jumped me last night and i took them all on and won and then stole their wallets and then hooked up with all their girlfriends.

Guy 2: Dude, you're grassin.

Grassin by (Bryce) March 1, 2009