Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.

Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021

glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of

Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Glass Dick

A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine or crystal meth.

That girl just can't keep that or glass dick out of her mouth.

by FrankZito October 7, 2008

glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking crack cocaine or any smokable form of meth out of.

Steve and Loni would steal Christ off the cross and come back for the nails just to pay for their habit of sucking on the glass dick

by Snoose007 April 20, 2015

Smoking the glass dick

Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.

"She's lost a ton of weight. I hope she's not smoking the glass dick."

by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013

Glass Dick

noun; Reffering to the object known as a crack pipe.
Commonly made from a small glass tube.
Crack Smoking women are commonly known to give oral pleasure to men for crack or money. Therfore we get the name "Glass Dick".

Tyrone: "Is Tameka sucking that -glass dick- again?"
Pookie: "Yea, looks like it."
Tyrone: "Damn she a crack head hoe."

by shoVel December 28, 2005