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Grasitism (noun) — The ideological subsumption of particular persons, events, experiences, or evidence into a totalizing interpretive framework, whereby their independent meanings, conflicting testimonies or evidences and distinguishing characteristics are consumed in the service of affirming a framework, rather than allowing the theory to be conflicted.
Grasitism (noun, ism), Grasitize (verb), Grasite (demonym, derogatory)

The word derives from the Sanskrit word 'gras' (ग्रस्), or “to swallow,” “to devour,” “to eat up,” or “to consume.” It connects to a counterfactual allegory in which Garuda, in the Hindu Mahābhārata, chooses to drink the nectar of immortality instead of returning it and freeing his mother, Vinata. Because Garuda, in his tale, is rewarded for his efforts by being made Vishnu's mount, the conceptual theory supposes that, by drinking the nectar (to 'grasate' it), 'the mount chooses to fly itself,' thus establishing the metaphor of 'a consuming narrative that ignores all reason to fly without a rider at the top of it.' Garuda is portrayed in the Mahābhārata as a hero, but an ever-hungry one that eats many people, and a hero without honesty and commitment to the truth to guide them is not a hero and is just a cannibal, meaning that a grasite is an all-consuming cause without honesty.
I can't stand the anti-immigrant grasitism, claiming that they're all criminals while every evidence says otherwise.

His theory ignores the facts! What a grasite!

The billionaires own everything! Meanwhile all their money is in stocks, meaning that their billions of wealth is given away to millions of people, and the billions are just market estimates of the stock. But some people grasitize these facts to assert that there is problem with people simply being wealthy and not what they chose to do with that wealth.
Grasitism by SullenGhostWriter October 12, 2026
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Hugh Grantism 

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.
Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism
Hugh Grantism by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

Gratuitism 

n.
Discrimination or prejudice based on the empirical probability of a waiter, server, or pizza guy being stiffed (not tipped) by someone from a specific group of people.
Billy Bob:"Aww man, I just got a ANOTHER table of Canadians!"
Joan:"Thats boarderline gratuitism, Bob!"
Billy Bob:"Do you work for tips?"
Joan:"No-"
Billy Bob:"Then STFU."
Gratuitism by Lajksdgbiu April 8, 2009

eighth graditis 

A sudden disease that sweeps eighth grade students all over the world. Similar to junioritis and senioritis. Eighth graditis symptoms include lack of motivation, excessive failure and laziness.
middle school kid: man, I just took the GEPA, I'm done with school I have eighth graditis.

older brother: Haha shut up I just took the hspa you suck! Just drop out (proceeds to beat up little brother until he cries).

middle school kid: nobody understands me..

Grantism 

The belief that sex is the dominant force in a society. Grantism celebrates sex with no inhibitions. Sex is celebrated as much as possible, while still keeping it hallowed. Extremes in Grantism include going so far as to whoring ones self out on a daily basis. The norms in Grantism are comments and jokes of the sexual nature. Grantism does not advocate the acts of bestiality; However, incest is still tolerated to date. In Grantism, the human body is a wonderous thing and should be shared. Prostitutes are highly respected in Grantism.
Blake: "Why must you be so dirty minded all the time?"

Brittany: "I'm not dirty minded; I believe in Grantism."
Grantism by Alana Hearts March 17, 2011

gravitised 

Too be attracted to, to be pulled in on an object/person you find attractive;
She is gravitised towards the baby clothes.
gravitised by demwordsdoh September 17, 2015

gayitism 

Literally me! It means to be above beyond gay!
Wow! I am so gayitism! owo
gayitism by HAHA NO March 13, 2019
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