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Granimal 

A type of pornography involving old women with animals
Jane: I broke up with Will.
Frank: Why?
Jane: I found granimal porn on his computer.
Frank: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Granimal by 8==========> April 4, 2010

Granimal 

An elderly person who has predilection towards cannibalism
Agnes' bloodied face lifted up from the corpse. Being admitted to a nursing home only exacerbated her granimal tendencies.
Granimal by SaltyBoy63 November 19, 2021

Granimal mathmatics 

Its what granimals use to express love and honor
Granimal mathmatics

(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor

adult garanimals 

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!
adult garanimals by dwied August 11, 2009
negative connotation; used to describe an adult who dresses in overly matched separates. See also "matchy matchy."
"Look at Howard in his brown suit, brown tie, brown striped shirt and brown loafers. He is way garanimal today!"
garanimal by Elaine100 December 14, 2006

geranimal 

-When one dresses in a monochromatic fashion from head to toe.
-there is also such thing as a patterned geranimal, like when someone wears a printed sweatsuit
-When a geranimal is spotted, it is customary to punch the person next to you and shout "GERANIMAL!"
girl 1: Oh My god,that girl looks like a stick of gum...pink geranimal!
girl 2: Wow, you're right, pink sweater, pink pants, pink tanktop...certified geranimal!
geranimal by Brodyyy July 16, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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