garanimalish 

when someone (who is usually a slob) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are unusually matched today - he is very garanimalish."

you: "his mom dressed him"

garanimalish by groundedsteve October 13, 2011

adult garanimals 

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.

Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!

adult garanimals by dwied August 11, 2009

Garanimalaphobia 

Fear of wearing clothing in which the colors and/or patterns match too closely. This phobia is typically rooted in a traumatic childhood experience while wearing Sears and Roebuck Garanimals clothing.

She finally stopped crying when I put on my "birthday present", but later, at the club, my Garanimalaphobia was so bad, I spent the whole night in a bathroom stall.

Garanimalaphobia by Vladmun August 21, 2009

granimalish 

when someone (who is not always the dapper one) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are matching today - he's very granimalish."
you: "his mom dressed him."

granimalish by groundedsteve October 12, 2011

Garanimals 

an American brand of children's related clothing separates, created by Seymour Lichtenstein in 1972 for Garan Incorporated

Garanimals: You Wore Them Once, Now It's Your Kids' Turn".

Garanimals by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022