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Granimal 

A type of pornography involving old women with animals
Jane: I broke up with Will.
Frank: Why?
Jane: I found granimal porn on his computer.
Frank: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Granimal by 8==========> April 4, 2010

Granimal 

An elderly person who has predilection towards cannibalism
Agnes' bloodied face lifted up from the corpse. Being admitted to a nursing home only exacerbated her granimal tendencies.
Granimal by SaltyBoy63 November 19, 2021

Granimal mathmatics 

Its what granimals use to express love and honor
Granimal mathmatics

(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor

adult garanimals 

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!
adult garanimals by dwied August 11, 2009
negative connotation; used to describe an adult who dresses in overly matched separates. See also "matchy matchy."
"Look at Howard in his brown suit, brown tie, brown striped shirt and brown loafers. He is way garanimal today!"
garanimal by Elaine100 December 14, 2006

geranimal 

-When one dresses in a monochromatic fashion from head to toe.
-there is also such thing as a patterned geranimal, like when someone wears a printed sweatsuit
-When a geranimal is spotted, it is customary to punch the person next to you and shout "GERANIMAL!"
girl 1: Oh My god,that girl looks like a stick of gum...pink geranimal!
girl 2: Wow, you're right, pink sweater, pink pants, pink tanktop...certified geranimal!
geranimal by Brodyyy July 16, 2007