Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Granimal 

A type of pornography involving old women with animals
Jane: I broke up with Will.
Frank: Why?
Jane: I found granimal porn on his computer.
Frank: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Granimal by 8==========> April 4, 2010

Granimal 

An elderly person who has predilection towards cannibalism
Agnes' bloodied face lifted up from the corpse. Being admitted to a nursing home only exacerbated her granimal tendencies.
Granimal by SaltyBoy63 November 19, 2021

Granimal mathmatics 

Its what granimals use to express love and honor
Granimal mathmatics

(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor

adult garanimals 

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!
adult garanimals by dwied August 11, 2009
negative connotation; used to describe an adult who dresses in overly matched separates. See also "matchy matchy."
"Look at Howard in his brown suit, brown tie, brown striped shirt and brown loafers. He is way garanimal today!"
garanimal by Elaine100 December 14, 2006

geranimal 

-When one dresses in a monochromatic fashion from head to toe.
-there is also such thing as a patterned geranimal, like when someone wears a printed sweatsuit
-When a geranimal is spotted, it is customary to punch the person next to you and shout "GERANIMAL!"
girl 1: Oh My god,that girl looks like a stick of gum...pink geranimal!
girl 2: Wow, you're right, pink sweater, pink pants, pink tanktop...certified geranimal!
geranimal by Brodyyy July 16, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
Load more