Grandpappy

That one person in your friend group who acts like your mom. Just kidding, they're a caring and lovable blob of joy. The Grandpappy in your friend group can also be called Gramps or old man\woman. They try very hard to keep everyone happy but they don't take time to make themselves happy. Protect the old Gramps in your friend group becuase you never know when you'll lose em. Luv ya Gramps 👊

Jesus Grandpappy-

by Trumpet toot October 24, 2019

grandpappy

Term for a stereotypical southern grandfather who generally sits on a porch drinking moonshine and playing the deliverance theme on a banjo.

I fetched my grandpappy his moonshine from the old well

by akljhakljhakejlgh November 28, 2006

grandpappy

grandfather; often used in a question in a derogatory manner to express superiority over another

Who's yo' grandpappy?

by Haris H September 27, 2004

Grandpappy Smash

This is the result of masturbating too much. Your dick will become chafed and will bleed.

I heard that loser in our third period class is so lonely he did the Grandpappy smash.

by VMC22189 September 16, 2006

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 31, 2009

Ur grandpappy a trappy

Not to be used unless in great danger as it will destroy the entirety of all space and time being.

The only time it should be used if someone harms you to a point of no return only this can cancel the harm done.

Dave - ur sister a mister
Carl - ur grandpappy a trappy
*Dave’s body is consumed and eradicated by space it’s self to the point where there is a infinite hole of agony and suffer corroding the expanding universe*

by Yeetimus the of yeet March 18, 2018

Your Grandpappy a Trappy

Even worse than your granny a tranny which was previously worst insult known to man.

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: your dad lesbian
Person 1: your granny tranny
Person 2: your grandpappy a trappy
Person 1: dies

by Feelsbad_ March 20, 2018