grandpuppy

one's child's dog

Captions on photos:

(1) My handsome grandpuppy Jammer. He loves his Gama.

(2) My grandpuppy Lestat... He likes it when Gama and Gampie go see him.

by 'antha April 8, 2010

grandpappy

Term for a stereotypical southern grandfather who generally sits on a porch drinking moonshine and playing the deliverance theme on a banjo.

I fetched my grandpappy his moonshine from the old well

by akljhakljhakejlgh November 27, 2006

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

Ur grandpappy a trappy

Not to be used unless in great danger as it will destroy the entirety of all space and time being.

The only time it should be used if someone harms you to a point of no return only this can cancel the harm done.

Dave - ur sister a mister
Carl - ur grandpappy a trappy
*Dave’s body is consumed and eradicated by space it’s self to the point where there is a infinite hole of agony and suffer corroding the expanding universe*

by Yeetimus the of yeet March 19, 2018

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018

Your Grandpappy a Trappy

Even worse than your granny a tranny which was previously worst insult known to man.

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: your dad lesbian
Person 1: your granny tranny
Person 2: your grandpappy a trappy
Person 1: dies

by Feelsbad_ May 14, 2018

Grandpappy Smash

This is the result of masturbating too much. Your dick will become chafed and will bleed.

I heard that loser in our third period class is so lonely he did the Grandpappy smash.

by VMC22189 September 16, 2006