Grandcourt 

Typically a nice fellow who gets tons of chicks. A Grandcourt might enjoy a nice hamburger or possibly some mexican food on occasion. May be found near the ocean.

Hey, is that a Grandcourt right there? Look at all those fine young ladies following him!

Grandcourt by Daravooli SoCooli March 22, 2017

grandcousin 

the grandchild of a first cousin (cousin-german)

I don't have any grandkids yet, but I have three grandcousins.

grandcousin by mérovée December 26, 2011

GrandCunt 

a name/label used in reference to someone you should have been allowed to call grandmother, BUT because your parent is an AB/DL you are forced to refer to her as a MommyAnn; emphasis on the word mommy. In doing so against your will animosity, hostility, and ill will develop leading to the creation of your term of endearment, GrandCunt.

(1).Some people have a grandmother, others have a grandma, I was forced into having a MommyAnn until the day I revolted, now I have a GrandCunt.
(2).Bootz, "Shoo Fresh you know you rich grandma buy you those dank kicks you need fo school..."
Fresh, "Jigga please! you know I aint got no grandma, I got stuck with a GrandCunt.

GrandCunt by noLIMITsouljagirlz May 14, 2010

Grandcougar 

An attractive woman older than 50 years old, who is on the hunt for younger males. She may be found in nightclubs and bars hunting for her prey.

Grandcougars are generally post postmenopausal and can be easily identified by their frequent hot flashes and night sweats.

I bagged a Grandcougar last night at the club.

Grandcougar by TireIronTaylor November 11, 2010

step grandcousin

your first cousin's stepcousin

My uncle put the whip on my former step grandcousin

step grandcousin by JustC45 August 13, 2022

grandturtle

Instead of having a real grandchild you are being a grandparent for scaly pet

Grandma: hi Karen where is my grandturtle

Karen: he's right here ma
Grandma: well bring him over here so I can pet his shell
Karen: isn't he a nice grand turtle
Grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild

grandturtle by Jesus Has No Balls October 17, 2015

grandour 

Grandeur; in a state of grandness and splendour

Enjoy wonderful fellowship with the Lord's grandour.

grandour by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009