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grandcousin 

the grandchild of a first cousin (cousin-german)
I don't have any grandkids yet, but I have three grandcousins.
grandcousin by mérovée December 26, 2011

GrandCunt 

a name/label used in reference to someone you should have been allowed to call grandmother, BUT because your parent is an AB/DL you are forced to refer to her as a MommyAnn; emphasis on the word mommy. In doing so against your will animosity, hostility, and ill will develop leading to the creation of your term of endearment, GrandCunt.
(1).Some people have a grandmother, others have a grandma, I was forced into having a MommyAnn until the day I revolted, now I have a GrandCunt.
(2).Bootz, "Shoo Fresh you know you rich grandma buy you those dank kicks you need fo school..."
Fresh, "Jigga please! you know I aint got no grandma, I got stuck with a GrandCunt.

Grandcougar 

An attractive woman older than 50 years old, who is on the hunt for younger males. She may be found in nightclubs and bars hunting for her prey.

Grandcougars are generally post postmenopausal and can be easily identified by their frequent hot flashes and night sweats.
I bagged a Grandcougar last night at the club.
Grandcougar by TireIronTaylor November 11, 2010

step grandcousin

your first cousin's stepcousin
My uncle put the whip on my former step grandcousin
step grandcousin by JustC45 August 13, 2022

grandturtle

Instead of having a real grandchild you are being a grandparent for scaly pet
Grandma: hi Karen where is my grandturtle

Karen: he's right here ma
Grandma: well bring him over here so I can pet his shell
Karen: isn't he a nice grand turtle
Grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild
grandturtle by Jesus Has No Balls October 17, 2015

grandour 

Grandeur; in a state of grandness and splendour
Enjoy wonderful fellowship with the Lord's grandour.
grandour by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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