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grandorphan 

A person whose grandparents have all passed away; a person with no grandparents.
After all four of his grandparents died from food poisoning at the family reunion, Steve became a grandorphan.
grandorphan by Brad Roar! January 18, 2009

delusions of grandeur 

1. a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are

2. what occurs when you have feelings for someone that are so extreme, and you describe them, but the other person doesn't feel the same way... at all.
mitch is having delusions of grandeur about ange again.
delusions of grandeur by domokun December 11, 2004

gaylusions of grandeur 

thinking that because you are gay you are extremely hot
That boy posing at the bar has gaylusions of grandeur.

grandeur complex 

The idea of being superior to other people.
His showed his grandeur complex when he said 'I'm better than you, bunch of pitiful ignorants.'
grandeur complex by Forastero April 20, 2006

Delusions of grandeur 

Illusions of grandeur - schizophrenic

Delusions of grandeur - crystal meth addicted
(Soliloquy to self) I'm enormously proud of that lecture I produced at the friar's club last evening. My delusions of grandeur had kicked in just in time for the thing to roll right off my tongue with such ease, power, effectiveness.

2) (social workers comparing notes) - "the boy ain't schizophrenic. He high on crystal, caught up in his own delusions of grandeur and shit.
Delusions of grandeur by #antonio October 29, 2018

grandoir 

Pronunciation: \ˈgran-wȯr\
Definition: An adjective describing something as extremely grandiose or beyond magnificence. Especially in describing music. Whereas the word grandiose can sometimes be deemed negative as in ostentatious or pretentious, the word grandoir is always as a praise or a positive description.
I love this song as it sounds grandoir.
grandoir by rmasargo August 12, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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