grandturtle

Instead of having a real grandchild you are being a grandparent for scaly pet

Grandma: hi Karen where is my grandturtle

Karen: he's right here ma
Grandma: well bring him over here so I can pet his shell
Karen: isn't he a nice grand turtle
Grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild

grandturtle by Jesus Has No Balls October 17, 2015

granturtledent

A person where their personality is as hard and remorseless as a turtle's shell

blaze thee laze is a granturtledent

granturtledent by Deniel Henderson March 28, 2019