Goyfie

To have big wiener like qualities.

Maaaaaaaaann, that goyfie lookin' mo-fucka got game!

by Tarmogoyf October 22, 2009

goyfriend

n. non-jewish boyfriend of a jewish girl

Janine came back from college with a goyfriend.

by john guari June 28, 2004

Goofiest

Something a person does that is considered 'goofy' but the biggest goofy thing someone does can be known as there 'goofiest' moment.

A Goofiest act made by someone where for example they jump off a wall like an idiot and swing there arms & legs around in the air.

by el paso1234 June 5, 2009

Golfie

Russian lord

Father golfie shall rule VR

by GrimColors March 27, 2021

Golfieri

Fat pole smoker who enjoys licking male anus.

I once golfieried a racoon.

by Shammer22 November 27, 2012

gayfie

A very gay selfie.

Rabbit: Dude, you look so gay in that selfie!
Hog: You mean, like a gayfie?

by electronicHog April 21, 2014

High goofies

'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.

EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"

EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."

by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023