Golfie 

Russian lord

Father golfie shall rule VR

Golfie by GrimColors March 27, 2021

golfie 

a woman who would look good in a short skirt

“She’s a golfie for sure”

golfie by kakabw January 16, 2020

Goldierocks  

Renowned energetic DJ, promoter, music journalist and notorious socialite from London, UK. Infamous for her very long blonde locks and bouncy live performances- resident indie/electro DJ at Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza and Razzmatazz, Barcelona. Tours extensively and parties very, very hard.

Goldierocks rocked it last night…

Goldierocks by Badel06 January 1, 2007

sleep golfer 

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

Gelfie 

A selfie with a goat

When you come to the farm, my friendly goat will want you to take a gelfie with him.

Gelfie by Teothepitbull April 4, 2019

Golfin' em 

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.

Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.

Golfin' em by DFH66 February 27, 2013

Golfer Kick 

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"

"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"

Golfer Kick by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010