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Gosselined 

Taking so many ice bong rips that your eyes puff out to the point of resembling Jon Gosselin.
Chris- "You look Gosselined"
Greg- "wha?"
Chris- "You took so many rips your eyes look like jon gosselin's"
Gosselined by vinginzo July 18, 2010
It's another way of winning an argument.
When you get gospelled it means that you've just lost an argument when the person who won uses 100% clean language.
If you want to gospel someone, you have to keep your cool when having an arguement and just state the facts and hit them hard without using bad language.
It mainly works on people who thinks that they always win arguments, it's a nice way to shut them sippy people up.
Guy 1: This girl is annoying me like hell man, talking bout her girlfriend like I care and I just met her.

Guy 2: Just gospel her man, you know you don't want to give her a bad impression. Keep the language clean!

Guy 1: Yeah, that's what I'm gunna do!

*Day After*

Guy 1: Yo man, she took it lightly and I gospelled her ass.

Guy 2: I told you bro!
Gospelled by Bayleybeats August 27, 2011

gospelicious 

seemingly or almost seeming to be real when truthfully it's just bible babble
That song was treacherously gospelicious
gospelicious by mattism June 30, 2006
Justin Timberlake and Chris Stapleton have gospelised 'say something'! That is to gospelise a song.
Gospelise by Kahoonaburger August 30, 2018

Gospelization 

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.
Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!

Gospeling 

The action of trying to push your religious beliefs onto other people (usually Christians), and them getting upset when you don’t agree with their beliefs.
Carrie kept gospeling to us after we told her we didn’t believe in the Bible.
Gospeling by yummyboot June 24, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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