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Gosselined 

Taking so many ice bong rips that your eyes puff out to the point of resembling Jon Gosselin.
Chris- "You look Gosselined"
Greg- "wha?"
Chris- "You took so many rips your eyes look like jon gosselin's"
Gosselined by vinginzo July 18, 2010
It's another way of winning an argument.
When you get gospelled it means that you've just lost an argument when the person who won uses 100% clean language.
If you want to gospel someone, you have to keep your cool when having an arguement and just state the facts and hit them hard without using bad language.
It mainly works on people who thinks that they always win arguments, it's a nice way to shut them sippy people up.
Guy 1: This girl is annoying me like hell man, talking bout her girlfriend like I care and I just met her.

Guy 2: Just gospel her man, you know you don't want to give her a bad impression. Keep the language clean!

Guy 1: Yeah, that's what I'm gunna do!

*Day After*

Guy 1: Yo man, she took it lightly and I gospelled her ass.

Guy 2: I told you bro!
Gospelled by Bayleybeats August 27, 2011
a fictional story told by four different men about a man who distributes fishes and bread
the gospels are fictional

gospelicious 

seemingly or almost seeming to be real when truthfully it's just bible babble
That song was treacherously gospelicious
gospelicious by mattism June 30, 2006

Gospelize 

To make any song sound more like gospel music; churchy
Listening to Kayne West Sunday Service and all of those songs that He tried to gospelize

Gospelization 

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.
Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!