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Gordon Ramsey

Angry chef who will yell, curse, throw things, and scream if things don't go his way. But he's a kick-ass chef.
Gordon Ramsey: How long for the wellingtons?

Chef: 3 minutes!

GR: You donkey!

Gordon Ramsey

A British chief that screams to much and does know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.
Gordon Ramsey : “THE FUCK IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!”

Gordon Ramsey

The king of roasts (a.k.a) jesus (in my opinion)
Jake from hells kitchen- I made a wellington steak
Gordon Ramsey- Your "wellington steak looks like a "wellington boot

Gordon Ramsey

The man just about ready to kill or torture you for making the worst or even a small mistake on a recipe or food.

gordon ramsey style 

To pour burning cheese on somebody's genitals. Oftenly followed up with screaming where's the fucking cheese!
Gordon: let's have sex
You: I would love to lets do Gordon "Gordon Ramsey style"
Gordon: get down there and drop the pants

You: am I missing something?!
Gordon: yes you are... "where's the fucking cheese!"

the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
the gordon ramsey by Baddies007 February 22, 2018