Goosify

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The act of making something more colorful, fun, exciting, or ridiculous.

Jim was really had a hard time being extroverted and nervous to goosify his life a bit.

Charlotte goosified him so hard that he began vomiting rainbows on the SPOT.

Goosify by Goosify March 20, 2025

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goonify

Verb - To replace ones core values with those consisting of penis jokes, sexual harassment, and being generally obscene.

She was so innocent, so we had to goonify her before the gangbang, for sure.

goonify by buttpuncher December 11, 2014

Related Words

Goosify • Goodify • Goofify • goosified • Goobify • googify • Gooify • goonify • goonifying • Goosifer

Goosifer

Combination of "goose" and "Lucifer" due to Satanic aspects.
Goosifers are extremely aggressive geese that prey on school children and the vulnerable. With a bite strength more than that of a hyena, Goosifers are said to cause more pain than a lego brick.

"TIMOTHY! WHY ARE YOU LATE!?" "sorry miss, i was attacked by a goosifer"
"The number of Goosifer related deaths over the last 5 years has increased by 110%"
"Until the Goosifer menace is over, America cannot be decovfefenated"

Goosifer by herbertinferno July 2, 2017

Goosifixtion

a term used to describe the experience of seeing and listening to one time lanarkshire heavy rock band "Brutalgoose' Not to be confused with nailing geese to improvised crosses made from pallets.

I've seen the Goosifixtion' or a contraction 'i've been goosified

Goosifixtion by Sandy172 November 21, 2010

Goodify

To make good and resolve wholly, a person or thing, or situation that is dark and fuxated.
Frequently seen in Western race-satire sites as a synonym for the untimely death or murder of a "negro"/ "black" person.

These gunloving thugs on the street will goodify themselves.

The inability to swim doesn't drown, it goodifies.

Goodify by Glamcatglam January 3, 2021

goosified

The term for when you bang a chick right in the pussy!

Dude, I totally goosified her last night!

goosified by Bob.Bob.goosified January 1, 2016

Gooify

V.

To turn into a goo or paste

She cooked the onions until they began to gooify

Gooify by Sweetbuttlovin February 25, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026