Goosify 

The act of making something more colorful, fun, exciting, or ridiculous.

Jim was really had a hard time being extroverted and nervous to goosify his life a bit.

Charlotte goosified him so hard that he began vomiting rainbows on the SPOT.

Goosify by Goosify March 20, 2025

goonify 

Verb - To replace ones core values with those consisting of penis jokes, sexual harassment, and being generally obscene.

She was so innocent, so we had to goonify her before the gangbang, for sure.

goonify by buttpuncher December 11, 2014

Goosifer

Combination of "goose" and "Lucifer" due to Satanic aspects.
Goosifers are extremely aggressive geese that prey on school children and the vulnerable. With a bite strength more than that of a hyena, Goosifers are said to cause more pain than a lego brick.

"TIMOTHY! WHY ARE YOU LATE!?" "sorry miss, i was attacked by a goosifer"
"The number of Goosifer related deaths over the last 5 years has increased by 110%"
"Until the Goosifer menace is over, America cannot be decovfefenated"

Goosifer by herbertinferno July 2, 2017

Goosifixtion 

a term used to describe the experience of seeing and listening to one time lanarkshire heavy rock band "Brutalgoose' Not to be confused with nailing geese to improvised crosses made from pallets.

I've seen the Goosifixtion' or a contraction 'i've been goosified

Goosifixtion by Sandy172 November 21, 2010

Goodify 

To make good and resolve wholly, a person or thing, or situation that is dark and fuxated.
Frequently seen in Western race-satire sites as a synonym for the untimely death or murder of a "negro"/ "black" person.

These gunloving thugs on the street will goodify themselves.

The inability to swim doesn't drown, it goodifies.

Goodify by Glamcatglam January 3, 2021

goosified 

The term for when you bang a chick right in the pussy!

Dude, I totally goosified her last night!

goosified by Bob.Bob.goosified January 1, 2016

Gooify 

V.

To turn into a goo or paste

She cooked the onions until they began to gooify

Gooify by Sweetbuttlovin February 25, 2019