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To act or act on, in a manner that symbolizes or represents someone as a goober.
Naomi is a Goober because I told her to use the money that was in her pocket rather than her debit card. She used her debit card anyway, even after being instructed not to do so. She Goobifyed the situation.
Goobify by H20Surfline July 30, 2010
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Verb - To replace ones core values with those consisting of penis jokes, sexual harassment, and being generally obscene.
She was so innocent, so we had to goonify her before the gangbang, for sure.
goonify by buttpuncher December 11, 2014
To make good and resolve wholly, a person or thing, or situation that is dark and fuxated.
Frequently seen in Western race-satire sites as a synonym for the untimely death or murder of a "negro"/ "black" person.
These gunloving thugs on the street will goodify themselves.

The inability to swim doesn't drown, it goodifies.
Goodify by Glamcatglam January 3, 2021

goobity goop 

a very tall person who is extremly good at basketball but acts high as a kite and gets weird nicknames from old men
" hey trick what's the answer to 1" "Conductive" "No its inductive you goobity goop"
goobity goop by Mazzonybear April 22, 2016
V.

To turn into a goo or paste
She cooked the onions until they began to gooify
Gooify by Sweetbuttlovin February 25, 2019
To make silly, or goofy. To change something to make it funnier.
Elizabeth: wow, my painting sure is boring
Sharon: yeah, let's goofify it!
Elizabeth: I'll get the paint and silly string.
Goofify by goofify June 2, 2009
the feeling you get wen u say something not funny and sum1 makes it funnier
Elizabeth: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other side!!!!!
Sharon: As funny as that wuz......YOUR FACE!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH
Elizabeth: Oh sharon you just goofified my joke! You goofifier!!! GO GOOFIFY
goofify by darleenthe34 August 2, 2009
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