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Goosified 

To be captured, tarred, and feathered. Like a goose.
Did you see those patriots?

They goosified half our men!
Goosified by Hellbeckons September 7, 2021

Goodified 

To make good
killed
made dead
fitted for cement over coat
Rastus was goodified in a shoot out with the police

Two youths were goodified in an attempted armed robbery
Goodified by MadMo44mag February 21, 2013

glorified lesbian 

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it
Just damn Gorgeous. (referring to a woman)
You're so gorgeously gorgified!
Gorgified by SouloCutz May 14, 2009

Glorified Acquaintance 

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.
Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.
Combination of "goose" and "Lucifer" due to Satanic aspects.
Goosifers are extremely aggressive geese that prey on school children and the vulnerable. With a bite strength more than that of a hyena, Goosifers are said to cause more pain than a lego brick.
"TIMOTHY! WHY ARE YOU LATE!?" "sorry miss, i was attacked by a goosifer"
"The number of Goosifer related deaths over the last 5 years has increased by 110%"
"Until the Goosifer menace is over, America cannot be decovfefenated"
Goosifer by herbertinferno July 2, 2017
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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