Goose Shit

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After drinking Grey Goose, Worse than a beer shit. Hard as bricks coming out the rectum, smelling of stink bombs, the stench goes on for days.

After a long night of drinking grey goose you wake up trying to remember what happened and shake the hang over feeling. you than sit up and need a glass of water and than it kicks. you got goose shits. you may sit there for hours coming out hard as a rock but it does and you feel so much better and empty that you got it all out. and than a few hours later the cycle starts again.

Goose Shit by daniellecarmen September 18, 2006

Words you can keep

slippery as goose shit

wicked slippery

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.

slippery as goose shit by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008

shit goose

when playing an online multi-player first person shooting game like Halo 3, the "shit goose" player often looks around the map frantically as if he/she is about to pull off the most amazing kill ever seen. The "shit goose" is often seen being a try hard, and usually failing at anything admirable. Then is called a no-life BK, or bad kid,or randy,or garbage BR, or random loser, or randy johnson.

Player 1 "oh my god, look at that BAD KID over there, being a total SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "oh yeah, thats just 481. He's always shit goosin' it"
Player 1 "WoOoOOoOoOW!!! what a try hard SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "Yeah, thats 481 for ya, SHIT GOOSE champion of the world"

shit goose by BK Randyy May 12, 2010

Shit Goose

Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).

That Shit Goose Vince is coming over! Hide the liquor!

Shit Goose by Justin January 11, 2005

Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party

Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose

Shit-Goose by Goose December 22, 2003

Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

Shit Goose by david November 20, 2003

shit goose

Someone who thinks they're a gangster from New York who can't cook, has hippie parents, wishes he was black, has an imperfect chest, rope-like hair, dresses like a shmo, and who counts jerking off as getting laid.

R.J. Brown is the biggest shit goose ever! Wait, isn't his name goose shit? That's the way the ladies known him.

shit goose by Trader Joess May 19, 2009

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026