Goose Shit

After drinking Grey Goose, Worse than a beer shit. Hard as bricks coming out the rectum, smelling of stink bombs, the stench goes on for days.
After a long night of drinking grey goose you wake up trying to remember what happened and shake the hang over feeling. you than sit up and need a glass of water and than it kicks. you got goose shits. you may sit there for hours coming out hard as a rock but it does and you feel so much better and empty that you got it all out. and than a few hours later the cycle starts again.
by daniellecarmen September 18, 2006
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slippery as goose shit

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.
by H-2-the-Dub August 02, 2008
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shit goose

when playing an online multi-player first person shooting game like Halo 3, the "shit goose" player often looks around the map frantically as if he/she is about to pull off the most amazing kill ever seen. The "shit goose" is often seen being a try hard, and usually failing at anything admirable. Then is called a no-life BK, or bad kid,or randy,or garbage BR, or random loser, or randy johnson.
Player 1 "oh my god, look at that BAD KID over there, being a total SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "oh yeah, thats just 481. He's always shit goosin' it"
Player 1 "WoOoOOoOoOW!!! what a try hard SHIT GOOSE"
Player 2 "Yeah, thats 481 for ya, SHIT GOOSE champion of the world"
by BK Randyy May 12, 2010
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Shit Goose

Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).
That Shit Goose Vince is coming over! Hide the liquor!
by Justin January 12, 2005
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Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party
Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose
by Goose December 22, 2003
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Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.
as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole
by david November 20, 2003
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shit goose

Someone who thinks they're a gangster from New York who can't cook, has hippie parents, wishes he was black, has an imperfect chest, rope-like hair, dresses like a shmo, and who counts jerking off as getting laid.
R.J. Brown is the biggest shit goose ever! Wait, isn't his name goose shit? That's the way the ladies known him.
by Trader Joess May 20, 2009
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