Goose Punch

An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.

Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.

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Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."

"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"

Goose Punch by JesusGlue February 22, 2012

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just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

just Speed run my Goose Puncher by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

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punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch

After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.

punching the goose by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018

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goosepunch

A swift and violent smack to the danglers of the goose (AKA the cock).

He was smelling my taint and then hit me with a goosepunch.

goosepunch by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk October 25, 2018

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Goosepuncher

A fucking badass who pulls bitches and fucking kills you if you even look in his direction. he also make sures that geese know their place. if the Goosepuncher is after you just say goodbye to your family for he is already there.

guys have you hears the Goosepuncher made 13 people disappear last night.

Goosepuncher by Goosepuncher May 15, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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