Goose Punch

An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.

Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.

P.S.

Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."

"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"

by JesusGlue February 22, 2012

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch

After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.

by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018

goosepunch

A swift and violent smack to the danglers of the goose (AKA the cock).

He was smelling my taint and then hit me with a goosepunch.

by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk October 25, 2018

Goosepuncher

A fucking badass who pulls bitches and fucking kills you if you even look in his direction. he also make sures that geese know their place. if the Goosepuncher is after you just say goodbye to your family for he is already there.

guys have you hears the Goosepuncher made 13 people disappear last night.

by Goosepuncher May 15, 2023