Goose Punch

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An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.

Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.

P.S.

Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."

"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"

Goose Punch by JesusGlue February 22, 2012

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just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

just Speed run my Goose Puncher by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

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punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch

After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.

punching the goose by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018

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goosepunch

A swift and violent smack to the danglers of the goose (AKA the cock).

He was smelling my taint and then hit me with a goosepunch.

goosepunch by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk October 25, 2018

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Goosepuncher

A fucking badass who pulls bitches and fucking kills you if you even look in his direction. he also make sures that geese know their place. if the Goosepuncher is after you just say goodbye to your family for he is already there.

guys have you hears the Goosepuncher made 13 people disappear last night.

Goosepuncher by Goosepuncher May 15, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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