goosepunch

A swift and violent smack to the danglers of the goose (AKA the cock).

He was smelling my taint and then hit me with a goosepunch.

by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk October 25, 2018

Goose Punch

An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.

Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.

P.S.

Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."

"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"

by JesusGlue February 22, 2012

Goosepuncher

A fucking badass who pulls bitches and fucking kills you if you even look in his direction. he also make sures that geese know their place. if the Goosepuncher is after you just say goodbye to your family for he is already there.

guys have you hears the Goosepuncher made 13 people disappear last night.

by Goosepuncher May 15, 2023