2 definitions by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk

A swift and violent smack to the danglers of the goose (AKA the cock).
He was smelling my taint and then hit me with a goosepunch.
by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk October 25, 2018
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A circular train of vag munchers, in which one female tounge punches the vaginal cavity of another famale while she gets her own vag consumed by another female. This represents the petals of the sunflower. In the middle of the cirlce consists a ninja star. A ninja star is the very chanllenging act in which four women are scissoring all at once. Thus representing the seeds or center of the Sunflower.
I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.
by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk February 22, 2019
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