Goonoural

A journal specifically made for gooning

“That’s going in my goonoural!”

Goonoural by Azyxura March 28, 2026

goodoralitis 

the act in which a male is good at giving oral sex to females(unlike the majority of males who might as well be dick suckers).

Sally told me James got the goodoralitis... I was very surprised.

goodoralitis by Chesty McNag-Nag October 26, 2012

gooneral 

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

gooneral by the wenis January 31, 2025

Gooneral 

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.

"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."

Gooneral by blushywushy February 3, 2025

goonerality

A measure or spectrum describing the extent to which a person exhibits characteristics associated with being a gooner, indicating varying degrees of engagement or behavior rather than a fixed state.

His goonerality has definitely increased since he started scrolling on reels rather than tiktok.

goonerality by kamooli April 3, 2026