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goodoralitis 

the act in which a male is good at giving oral sex to females(unlike the majority of males who might as well be dick suckers).
Sally told me James got the goodoralitis... I was very surprised.
goodoralitis by Chesty McNag-Nag October 26, 2012
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gooneral 

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone
yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck
gooneral by the wenis January 31, 2025

Gooneral 

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.
"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."
Gooneral by blushywushy February 3, 2025

goonerality

A measure or spectrum describing the extent to which a person exhibits characteristics associated with being a gooner, indicating varying degrees of engagement or behavior rather than a fixed state.
His goonerality has definitely increased since he started scrolling on reels rather than tiktok.
goonerality by kamooli April 3, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026