Goondi

A goondi is an overly large clitoris that resembles a small penis

"Hey man, heard you got some action last night?"
"Yeah, it was going good until I saw her goondi."

by adidasteeth May 25, 2021

goondi

A word used to describe a large woman or fat chick, deprived from the song Goondiwindi pork, the word originated in lemon tree passage due to the large amount of men fucking fat woman

Oi did ya get some pussy last night? Yeah but fuck she was a goondi

by Thegoondihunter December 16, 2019

Kissing the homies goodnight

Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay

If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed

Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight

Sarah: Isn’t that gay?

Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you

by DaemonAzure January 5, 2020

Goodnight B

Okay so this could mean 1 of 2 things.... good night b as in babe or baby and goodnight b as in Bro... and if you looked this up you’re probably hoping for the 1st option. But don’t overthink it.. bc it’s just a fucking letter. Don’t be out here jumping to conclusions you bitchass

Person A: goodnight b
Person B: *thinks* ahhh what does this mean they he just call me babe... omg

by Hoesmad123 June 15, 2019

Goodified

To make good
killed
made dead
fitted for cement over coat

Rastus was goodified in a shoot out with the police

Two youths were goodified in an attempted armed robbery

by MadMo44mag February 21, 2013

Goodnight Picture

An exchange of photos between 2 people taken at night to satisfy ones needs before he/she sleeps.

Guy: "Alright it's getting late, want to take one last Goodnight Picture?"
Girl: "Sure you go first."
Guy: "OK"

by DreamCollage November 17, 2014

gooning

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.

by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012