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variant on goon, to describe someone who is an idiot, or just slow. Someone who noone likes
The kid is such a goonad
goonad by Brabbs July 15, 2006
Words you can keep
Another term for 'gonad', or balls.
Goonad was actually used by batshit Colonel Custer in the film Little Big Man, in an amusing segment.
Goonad by Thoringerveer February 28, 2019

Gonadnarel 

Gonadnarel is a mafia. Usually related to the mafia party game. It is used interchangeably with "mafia" or "mafioso". It is both a verb and a noun.

It's derived from "gonad", which is a euphemism for "dicks", but you can't call them that lest they'll gonadnarel you. And "narel", from the infamous hooker Nad Narel.
"I bet they are gonna gonadnarel me next!"
Gonadnarel by Lupesiesta April 5, 2013

Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019

gonads and strife 

A popular phrase from a popular flash movie. A squirrel is singing a song about saying "Whee!", when all of the sudden, he says "When you're a kid and you wanna go whee, but you ain't got drugs yet, hold on for your life. Hold on to your little.. gonads.. and strife"
(threebrain.com)
gonads and strife.. gonads and strife.. gonads and strife... gonads in the LIGHTNING, IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN! WHEEEEEEEeeeee

gonadally challenged 

Another way of describing a gutless person with no balls.
Some of our leaders are more gonadally challenged than others.
gonadally challenged by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019
Australian slang, native origins mostly used in Qld/NT, meaning shit.

Pronunciation:

The 'oo' like you would any Australian word, think of the sound 'ou' makes in the word 'would'.

Synonyms:

Nurry
Man.. I really gotta go do a goona ay.
Goona by mouldyole March 23, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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