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(Modified from Tsunami)
To ejaculate mass quantities of semem.
Man, it had been so long since I was laid. I blasted her with a goonami!
goonami by Engrey November 10, 2008
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"Wow! He be like up-in-evybody-face so mean and like a goonami gon-wild!"
Goonami by Donna Jean Miller February 18, 2005
The tsunami Google is trying to create with their roll out of 'Emerald Sea' - their latest attempt at a social network
'So do you reckon the Goonami will succeed?'
'Depends on whether I can import my contacts from facebook. Otherwise, who can be bothered?"
Goonami by Grisbit July 4, 2011
The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.
Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith
Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

googamite 

"In the Bahamas, Googamite is used to describe someone who is facially challenged or someone who was beat with the ugly stick a few too many times as a child."
"Bey, did you see her face, she is one googamite."
googamite by Big Doggy Mario June 6, 2016

Goonalino 

A highly insulting and useful word, which can be used in a variety of situations:

1) A person who is lacking in intelligence and unable to string a sentence together

2) A person who is physically impressive ( see hench) but who has no brain.

3) Someone who is fat and ginger.

The final 'o' can be lengthened to suit the purpose of the insult.
David Beckham,
Sylvester Stallone,
The Rock,
The Hulk.

'F*ck off you goonalino' or 'your mum is a goonalinooo'
Goonalino by Leonidas SkyFuhrer August 4, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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