Googlechondriac
Googlechondriac by Horny Thornley April 4, 2020
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Googlochondriac
A person who constantly "Googles" his/her symptoms to determine the ailment he or she may/may not have.
Google searches (which usually lead to Web MD) can convince you that ANYTHING is cancer. No matter how many other causes are listed the only one you will pay attention to are the terminal ones. If this sounds like you then you're a Googlochondriac.
"Nose Bleed? Google it! Crap, It's probably nasal cancer."
"Nose Bleed? Google it! Crap, It's probably nasal cancer."
Googlochondriac by MicahStrikesAgain February 1, 2010
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Googlechondria
This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.
You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.
You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.
"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"
"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."
"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."
Googlechondria by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009
Google-chondriac
much like hypochondriacs, these people google everything seemingly wrong with them. ie: disease.. etc.
You: Hey what's this red spot on your back?
Them: *checks* OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M DYING. I HAVE AIDS. AH. *googles: what's it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?*
You: Dude, you're such a google-chondriac
Them: *checks* OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M DYING. I HAVE AIDS. AH. *googles: what's it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?*
You: Dude, you're such a google-chondriac
Google-chondriac by thegreatestever01 January 19, 2011
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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jerb
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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