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"Gootooth"

When your having any form of sex with a girl that's wearing a Blutooth and you blow it on the Blutooth
I just turned your Blutooth into a "Gootooth"
"Gootooth" by Sven the Great April 4, 2009

Goofyboots

Weed, ganja, marijuana, maryjane, chronic, dank, grass, etc... Traditionally goofyboots describes weed that has a more, well, silly effect on the smoker.
Damn, dude, I smoked them GOOFYBOOTS yesterday, I was talkin' to the wall, man!
Goofyboots by Kali Yuga Ghoul February 4, 2006

gooftroop 

Someone who is just an extreme goofster, someone who plays the bluegrass banjo
"Did you see Brian G. today?"-Steph
"Yeah, he is a total gooftroop"-Cam
gooftroop by SandylovesBrianG. November 12, 2007
A person who floats around like a fart in a bag but can't be heard. He is seen by others as comparable to a ginger.
Hey, goontoot, do that again and I'll blacken your eye worse than your smell.
goontoot by twot May 26, 2008
A contraction of got and root. It's a condition of being all-powerful that could either mean you have a lot of money, are in touch with your ancestors or you are a hacker with a linux box in control of the nuclear arsenal of a third world country. A state of (possibly too much) power and control: Dangerous Wizardry.
Hey, man, how are you? "Gotroot! I just accidentally formatted the company database cluster!"

I was gotroot with the ladies until one of them stole my wallet.
gotroot by Henry Kroll July 20, 2008

Gooftroop 

A lame ass nigga who is a trooper of goofy niggas, or simply a goofy ass nigga
He just said the most dumb ass shit ever that nigga a gooftroop
Gooftroop by Blowfuel June 9, 2024
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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