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A person who floats around like a fart in a bag but can't be heard. He is seen by others as comparable to a ginger.

Hey, goontoot, do that again and I'll blacken your eye worse than your smell.

goontoot by twot May 26, 2008

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"Gootooth"

When your having any form of sex with a girl that's wearing a Blutooth and you blow it on the Blutooth

I just turned your Blutooth into a "Gootooth"

"Gootooth" by Sven the Great April 4, 2009

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Goontooth

Repeated ejaculation upon teeth in an effort to whiten it

I've been goontoothing for the past 3 weeks look how white my teeth are!

Goontooth by Goontoothactivist July 27, 2025

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Milan Goonpoot

A really smelly guy who love tikka masala and has a home country that is sinking and like metallica a little too much.

Bro look its that chocolate brownie Milan Goonpoot

Milan Goonpoot by Carbohydrates07 March 17, 2025

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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