goontoot Share definition Flag A person who floats around like a fart in a bag but can't be heard. He is seen by others as comparable to a ginger. Hey, goontoot, do that again and I'll blacken your eye worse than your smell. goontoot by twot May 26, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the goontoot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch