Goonlord Virg

someone who cant pull so they beg the opposite gender to do something sexual with them

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by THIST September 6, 2025

goonlord

A goonlord is a chronic, incessant, violently hedonistic practitioner of gooning, particularly one who has gained a large following or is notorious in infamy for their work. Goonlords are primarily male, however; female goonlords do exist.

In addition, goonlords are infrequently referred to as "Goon Kings" or "Goon Queens".

"Dave is such a goonlord..."
"I know, right? He hasn't left his room in days!"

by inlieu99 December 20, 2024

Goonlord

A lord of "gooning" (excessive masturbation)

Yo bro im such a goonlord ive been gooning for 3 hours straight

by GoonerGarry July 20, 2025