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goochsmooch 

a smooch of the gooch(area between balls
and ass)
that was a great goochsmooch
goochsmooch by kggggg666 December 25, 2008

Goochaholic 

One who is addicted to everything Gooch (the area that connects one's ballsack and asshole)
I can't stop thinking about Johhny's gooch.....or.....Dear god, that is one good looking gooch....or.....I will be back in a few hours, I am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.
Goochaholic by JVD! July 3, 2009
From the word "Gooch", and "Rectal Cavity." The massive anal ripping and plushy gooch meat ripping from, an anal sodimy. Derived from 2010 prison slain.
That brother got a goochhole from that buttfucker!!
Goochhole by the prio September 5, 2010

goodshotjohn 

the nigga that cant keep a consistant streaming schedule.
the nigga that is a familly friendly youtuber
the nigga that know one knows who hosted him
the nigga that will bust ya ass and put u on the tiky

but most of all he is the goat of iso the nigga that will make ur good ankle bleed on a regular tuesday afternoon
aye goodshotjohn who hosted?
goodshotjohn stream u fuck nigga before i put the 30 to ya dome
goodshotjohn by MuckDGAF July 1, 2021

gooch shot 

have your partner punch you in the gooch (the place between your ball-sack and your ass-crack) for pleasure.
Kristian would you please give me a gooch shot?
gooch shot by cgut69 November 15, 2009

goochsomnia 

Categorized as having an addiction to rapper Gucci Mane
That man over there has a real good case of goochsomnia he must be doing real good in life.
goochsomnia by ionfuckingknow October 7, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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