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Goochaplegic
1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.
2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.
3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"
2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.
3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"
Goochaplegic by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009
Related Words
Goochhole • Gooch Honey • Goocamole • Goochaholic • Goochaplegic • Goochcore • Goochle • Thirsty Goosehole • goo-hole • goog-hole
Goochaholic
I can't stop thinking about Johhny's gooch.....or.....Dear god, that is one good looking gooch....or.....I will be back in a few hours, I am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.
Goochaholic by JVD! July 3, 2009
Goochle
When a male puts his hand on the center of his girlfriend's buttocks and shakes his hand in a circular motion in order to shake her booty.
Goochle by youknowwhoiambaby July 19, 2011
Gooch-hole
A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.
Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
Gooch-hole by Bigballer02 February 3, 2020
Thirsty Goosehole
A queer male who's anal cavity has been filled to the rim ( A Bermuda triangle of seamen). They are often loose and they need to use tampoons or butt plugs to keep their contents intact (vast matter).
Imran the former model/dancer needs to shut he's thirsty goosehole,. If he thinks he is fooling anyone about being straight he is dead wrong every time he sneeze's a tonne of George Michael semen falls out.
Thirsty Goosehole by truecalling September 7, 2013
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