goochsomnia

Categorized as having an addiction to rapper Gucci Mane

That man over there has a real good case of goochsomnia he must be doing real good in life.

by ionfuckingknow October 7, 2022

coochsomnia

(Ku-ch-salm-ni-aa) A state or feeling in which said person hasn’t had sexual intercorse in so long that they have trouble sleeping or functioning in social situations. This is very dangerous since it is an early stage of extreme horny.

Friend 1: Bro have you heard from ___
Friend 2: Nah man he has been off the grid ever since he got diagnosed with coochsomnia.
Friend 1: I hope he gets better.

by Rare and Severe Illness Center August 19, 2020